'Twas the Saturday before Christmas
And all through the southland,
Tha headz were all hyped
For the shindig at hand.

With three rooms of djs
And live acts to match,
Tha spot was sure bubblin'-
More than anything since way back.

When all of a sudden
Out the corner of their eyes,
Tha headz spotted something
That filled them with surprise!

Just in from the cold
With a wink and a smile,
It was jolly Thee-O Claus
'Bout to bust out his vinyl!

But first he took up position
On the front of the stage,
And tossed out a grip of CDs-
It put tha headz in a craze!

Then he jumped on the decks
And took tha headz for a ride,
Through two hours of melodies
That left them all happy inside.

He then chilled for a minute
While tha headz took pics on his lap,
So their friends would believe
The tales of this night's haps.

Then with happy holiday wishes
He went out to his sleigh,
"Bleep Bleep" chirped the alarm;
He climbed in and flew away

Back inside the beats raged on
For the rest of the night,
All the headz screamed out after:
"Yo that party was tight!"

That my friends is the way
It's about to go down,
When Freedom Force Five
Once again rocks downtown!